April 2011
14 posts
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Creepy Older Men
I’ve decided from now on when I’m forced to interact with any creepy old (as in 30+) men I’m going to pretend they’re gay.  That way if I feel like they’re looking at me I can imagine that they’re just thinking “Like O.M.G. I wonder where she got those shoes!?”  It’ll just make all future encounters with them so much less uncomfortable and even...
Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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“Don’t you love me?’ ‘Love you? I simply turn all to jelly when you touch me.”
– The Sun Also Rises: Ernest Hemingway (via icantmovemountainsforyou)
Apr 25th
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“HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who...”
– http://www.cartoon-links.com/marriage/how-do-you-decide-who-to-marry.html
Apr 24th
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Apr 21st
8 notes
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Apr 20th
233 notes
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 17th
“The greatest irony of life is loving the right person at the wrong time, having...”
– http://bun.soup.io/post/67208185/The-greatest-irony-of-life-is-loving (via xoxhippos)
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Cue the blue haired dude riding the bicycle
Cue the blue haired dude riding the bicycle to ride past the window again…
Apr 11th
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The Hardest Logic Puzzle Ever →
Three gods A, B, and C are called, in no particular order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks truly, False always speaks falsely, but whether Random speaks truly or falsely is a completely random matter. Your task is to determine the identities of A, B, and C by asking three yes-no questions; each question must be put to exactly one god. The gods understand English, but will answer all...
Apr 8th
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Apr 5th
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